how crazy

I drank almost a whole french press of brazil ipanema (soooooooo freaking good!) and ended up cleaning the hell out of this apartment. I mean, kitchen, bathroom, laundry, you name it. It was like mr clean on crack. I had the wonderful stylings of DLG fueling my cleanse, when all of a sudden i heard them say the name Consuelo.

For five seconds i went back to 8th grade algebra ... trying to explain equations to miss Consuelo Guzman. She was so freaking confused. And i was trying my best to deconstruct the equation to the most simple of languages so that she would understand. I had the brain she said. She had frizzy blonde curls and beautiful green eyes. Perfect skin. We all wore the same syupid plad uniforms, but even in that blue potato sack, she looked good.

I thought to myself (in a frenzy to reconect with all the lost people in my native country), let's google this bitch and see what comes up. Probably nothing right. I mean, it's a prety common spanish name. Just like if you google Isabel Hernandez, good luck finding anything pertinent to me.

Behold my confused classmate


She was runner up for miss Colombia 2001, and went to some sort of international pageant 2002. The latest information i found on her is that she is the face for Kellogs in Colombia ....

How Crazy!